(My co-worker and I are sitting at the front desk, waiting for something to do, and this girl walks into our office.)
Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Girl: “Hi! I was wondering if you’d marry me?”
Me: “Wait, what?”
Girl: “Will you marry me?”
Me: “I don’t even know you.”
Girl: “Well, my name is ****.”
(She then goes on to tell me her favorite things, her hobbies, and the name of her three-year-old pug. She even showed me a picture of it. Then she expected me to tell her about myself. I didn’t say a word, but my co-worker decided to join in the fun.)
Co-worker: “His name is ****. He loves hockey, playing video games…”
(This co-worker happens to be an ex-girlfriend, which is why she knows so much about me.)
Girl: “Wow, I imagined you being so different.”
Co-worker: “Nope, he’s really that lame.”
Girl: “Never mind then.”
Georgie Porgie Pudding n' Pie Genetic testing doesn't fly All the government had to say was thou shalt not alter DNA.
Haha! i see you heard that joke as well. [in your sig]
Topic relevant post to be made soon!
Keeper of the ancient secrets, Teacher of the hidden skills, Open Your heart and mind to wisdom, Fill your days with strengthened will. I shall reveal the fearful truth of being, the part of us you fail to see. A lynx of smiling, hidden secrets, Allow me to bring aid and wisdom to you now.