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Post by Nixie on Dec 16, 2009 2:13:58 GMT -5
This is so funny. A list of the 1575 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG! I didn't understand all of them, but a lot of them are hilarious! theglen.livejournal.com/16735.htmlHere's a few of my favorites, in no particular order. - Not allowed to setup the main villain with the mad scientist's sister.
- Female minotaurs do not have udders. This issue is closed.
- Superfluous Man is not a viable superhero concept.
- My bard cannot play or has ever heard of the theremin, didgeridoo or glass armonica.
- When told to distract the villainess, they didn't mean with a surprise marriage proposal.
- Not allowed to steal my own soul.
- Even if infinitely useful, absolute power over elastics is not an appropriate super power.
- I will not declare myself a god just so I can grant myself spells.
- My superhero will not spend points to fly just because he's too lazy to walk.
- No, I do not get XP for every single crewman on that Star Destroyer.
- Cannot make a plan that hinges on the villain first being allergic to peanuts.
- The elf is restricted to decaf for the rest of the adventure.
- When investigating evil cultists not allowed to just torch the decrepit mansion from the outside.
- Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.
- The ability to afflict everyone in 150' with herpes is not an acceptable super power.
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Post by Tenjen on Dec 16, 2009 16:07:16 GMT -5
XD
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Post by Kristal Rose on Dec 17, 2009 22:49:40 GMT -5
You can probably guess my faves, theremin, udders, mad scientist, proposal, decaf. Fun stuff.
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