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Post by Nixie on Jul 4, 2007 0:17:53 GMT -5
Post silly conversations, script style! This one is based on true events! ME: It's three days until Bro's birthday! I gotta get him something! *runs to the store and comes back* MOM: What did you get him? ME: A girly celtic necklace. It was the only thing in the mall that wasn't a fairy. What are you gonna get for him? MOM: The same thing he got me... a phone call, six months late. ME: .................. You make my present look bad!
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Post by AlexTHVK on Jul 4, 2007 0:28:10 GMT -5
*While playing a game*
COUSIN: If Ryu is such a good Ninja, why cant he just climb the walls and sneak up to the exit instead of taking the hard way?
ME: Because if he IS a good Ninja, he'll go and kill everyone and everything in his path, like a Ninja should do.
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Post by Kristal Rose on Jul 4, 2007 20:15:52 GMT -5
I know its not a conversation, but I just have to quote from the repair manual for the funky oscilloscope I accidentally bought.
"DO NOT SERVICE ALONE. If you attempt maintenance or repair of this unit, you should be accompanied by someone trained in resuscitation."
and incidentally, I am trying to get your bro a fairy, or at least a long-earred wood gnome carving.
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Post by 7Ate9 on Jul 17, 2007 22:31:53 GMT -5
At Work. Tom: Why Dan! Have you told the kids about no gun mode?! Myself: No Tom I have not! Kid: Whats that!? Myself: Well its easy. You simply take the paint ball smash it on your hands, and punch each other. Kid: CAN WE DO THAT!? Myself: NO!
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Post by Kristal Rose on Jul 18, 2007 0:11:09 GMT -5
Do they have variants like glow-balls or stink-balls?
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Post by Nixie on Jul 18, 2007 3:41:00 GMT -5
MOM: *notices the hickeys all over my neck* Are you diseased? ME: Uhhh, no... I was attacked by a catholic incubus. MOM: ..................... *goes back to watching TV*
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Post by ongaru on Aug 5, 2007 13:47:17 GMT -5
On the cruise I went on a couple weeks ago, there was this giant chessboard painted on the deck. The chess set was huge, plastic, about 2 ft high, and missing one of the white knights. So this random kid and I (I think he was about 18) started playing chess, using one of the 3-ft tall "Caution: Wet Floor" cones as the other knight. This led to much discussion of the awesomeness of Cone Knight.
"Cone Knight is all-powerful and the source of all knowledge."
"Cone Knight is awesome. Cone Knight is so awesome, it can move in three dimensions, instead of just two like those wussy regular knights."
I need to write more on the subject of Cone Knight, to enlighten the faithful.
Also, later, I went to see a comedy show, and the same kid was there, so we sat together just for the hell of it. I ordered a strawberry daiquiri, and the bastards overfilled it, so it got all over my skort. I lifted the top (skirt) layer to try to wring the stain out.
"Hey, what are you--oh, there's shorts under there. OK." "Yeah, I'm not the kind of girl who exposes herself in public." "*snaps fingers* Damnit!"
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Post by Kristal Rose on Aug 6, 2007 1:43:23 GMT -5
Huh, I never thought of that, they do move in 3D, don't they. I imagine you'd enjoy Flatland.
What do tubes and circles have in common (or even lines and planes)? They are the extreme forms of cylinders.
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Post by ongaru on Aug 6, 2007 15:56:26 GMT -5
I've read Flatland, actually. Good times. The Pointland guy cracked me up.
But yeah, technically chess moves take place on a two-dimensional board. Cone Knight is the exception, as he can also move up and down. ;P
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Post by chibi on Aug 6, 2007 20:49:41 GMT -5
MOM: *notices the hickeys all over my neck* Are you diseased? ME: Uhhh, no... I was attacked by a catholic incubus. MOM: ..................... *goes back to watching TV* I think you told me about that....that's hilarious
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Post by ongaru on Aug 7, 2007 1:18:10 GMT -5
Yup, those dark, handsome Catholic incubi will get you every time.
I'm still trying to hide the scar. ;P
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Post by Nixie on Aug 7, 2007 1:53:45 GMT -5
I bet you are... =P
I had too many silly conversations on this camping trip to count. That's what happens with perverted minds and overactive imaginations.
SLY: What if we're attacked by bears? ME: We're more likely to be attacked by fat drunken hairy men that LOOK like bears and smell worse...
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Post by Kristal Rose on Aug 7, 2007 5:32:04 GMT -5
Yeah, that's probably about right.
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Post by ongaru on Aug 8, 2007 13:27:44 GMT -5
I was asked once if I preferred "tacos or burritos." Only safe answer:
"Mexican food gives me gas." ;P
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Post by Nixie on Aug 8, 2007 13:58:25 GMT -5
XD! Ha, that's great. Silly conversations tend to pop up when you're talking to an open gay guy.
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