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Post by ongaru on Aug 10, 2007 2:01:40 GMT -5
He was straight. And a very, very sick man.
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Post by Nixie on Aug 10, 2007 2:24:30 GMT -5
Heh.
Oh jeez, I just remembered. It must have been a month of two ago. Me and Cly were at the mall, and we overheard a very strange conversation in the lady's lavatories. Some strange woman in sharp business clothing speaking to a little boy girl (his sister, I presume).
She told the boy over and over, in a very stern voice, "Go forth and battle the forces of darkness, son. Triumph over the dragon and his disciples." Then she turned to the girl and said, "And no, you are NOT a slut!" ................. and she left.
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Post by Dave Tien on Aug 10, 2007 6:06:14 GMT -5
(Edited from a AIM chat) Dave: I'm hungry, d**n ;-; Me: And you wanna date me because we're hungry? ;P Dave: =3 Me: There's a basic difference between us two. Me: What I want is a taco. Me: And what you want is a sausage. Dave: Lawl (And yeah, a GUY with a crush on me. XD ) Hey, what the... the last three lines were something from a conversation I had with a COMPLETELY different person. You bastard! >_< And yeah, I'm on Kiwichan, too, Sieg. Fear me now. :P
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Post by ongaru on Aug 10, 2007 13:56:23 GMT -5
Me: So my coworker T was telling me this story about something that devastated her at the time, but in hindsight she thinks it's pretty funny. She'd been dating this guy P for several years, and he treated her like a queen, bought her nice things, basically put her on a pedestal. But after a while her platonic male friend J started acting as if there was something...odd about him. After several months of this, T finally asked J what was up. Turns out P got drunk, stumbled into J's apartment, and started coming onto him. He was gay the whole time and nobody ever suspected it.
Dad: Well, he was probably hiding it because there aren't many jobs that are willing to hire homosexuals. I mean there are a few...
Me: Like interior designer? *laughs*
Dad: Well, that's a little clichéd, but yes.
We are so horribly politically incorrect. XD No offense meant to any gay people on the forums.
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Post by Nixie on Aug 10, 2007 14:28:05 GMT -5
I dunno if we have any gays here, actually. *pounts* Maybe a bisexual or two, but...
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Post by Dave Tien on Aug 10, 2007 15:35:44 GMT -5
I dunno if we have any gays here, actually. *pounts* Maybe a bisexual or two, but... You mean I'm the first? If so, I feel honored! :3 EDIT: OHGOD funny coincidence, I just saw this gay ad on top of the page! XD
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Post by Nixie on Aug 10, 2007 15:47:20 GMT -5
It's not a coincidence. The ads change depending on the stuff we type into the forum.
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Post by Serin on Aug 10, 2007 23:00:21 GMT -5
Such as the whole Naruto Yaoi doujin ads that pop up every now and again?
I haven't even Seen a Naruto post on this forum [Though the HP Yaoi is a given, considering the forum god here.]
I think they do it just to see our reactions, if any.
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Post by Kristal Rose on Aug 13, 2007 4:21:07 GMT -5
Oh yeah, they're just messing with our heads, under the guise of supplying content coordinated ads.
Man, I was talking with my next door neighbor, turns out she's paying $150/mo real money for her beach side villa in 2nd Life. The sad hilarious ironic thing is that she spends time in 2nd life to get away from real issues like renting out her senile mom's home, and is running into all the same sorts of legal hassles and scams on 2nd Life as in real life. I've been trying to talk her into picking up guitar again to relieve stress, but she says she too stressed for that. I'm almost regretting choosing harmonica manufacture over competing with 2nd Life software. I figured those guys would get insanely rich, taxing all transactions and talking consumers into buying purely virtual goods. That's actually why I chose the harmonica business. I was sick of an increasingly virtual society.
Oh no, more ads: 'Is your husband gay?', 'Bent shopping', and the wierdest, 'GLBT drug treatment - we can help.'
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Post by Tenjen on Aug 25, 2007 15:05:03 GMT -5
i got monty python t-shirt adverts...and AHAHAHHAHA!
adverts for getting 4 dvd's to learn about God and his teachings.
seems obvious that would pop up, what with the topic at hand being discussed.
[fire and brimstone people, fire and BRIMSTONE!]
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Post by Kristal Rose on Aug 26, 2007 7:09:01 GMT -5
"Central, this is Distribution Monitoring. We need to delay South American agricultural exports to the US for a week in lieu of European timber shipments" "Roger that" "Central to Perception Management, we need to call meat healthy, emhasize food prep time burdens, and put the liberals on a political protest fast."
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Post by Nixie on Sept 12, 2007 18:49:10 GMT -5
"God is Dead" (Nietzsche, 1882)
"Nietzsche is Dead" (God, 1900)
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Post by Tenjen on Sept 12, 2007 19:23:38 GMT -5
HAHAHUAHUAHAAUHAHHAH ahahahhaha AHAHAHAH!!
that just brightened up my 4:30 am iam quoting that
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Post by Kristal Rose on Sept 13, 2007 3:50:34 GMT -5
I loved it too. I could perhaps paste my lecture on circuit design here. I digress a bit into how conservation of kinetic energy mass over infinite time means that eventually we'll be conscious nebulae teleporting between rectangular planets.
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Post by Nixie on Sept 15, 2007 20:26:47 GMT -5
I fear...
"IT'S NOT MASTURBATION WHEN YOU'RE SCHIZOPHRENIC"
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