We have a quote-board in our house. For the most part it is used to record the silly things my housemate says.
My housemate Bob, after he got back his draft thesis: "Apparently I need to conclude my statements better...so yeah...um"
Bob again: "Can you hold my banana while I take off my shirt?"
Bob again, trying to work out some science: "Yes, because sounds make noise...don't they?"
Bob, emerging from his bedroom with his girlfriend: "Look how fast I was!"
Bob: "Cuttlefish are exciting!"
Our friend Mark, remarking on how tasty the chicken was for dinner: "So...What's the chicken made of?"
Our neighbour: "We have to have the camel sex conversation later"
This one requires a small amount of explaining. Jess was on the couch with Mark and Bob. Jess has a belly-button piercing. We were all a little tipsy and it was very very late at night. We discussed the logistics of bellybutton on bellybutton kissing. "That would be like Jess' bellybutton f**king Mark's bellybuton with a strap-on!"
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