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Post by AlexTHVK on Oct 19, 2007 14:42:42 GMT -5
More of a funny thing I was told than a conversation. According to my stepdad, he had a very interesting teacher for some sort of fireman's training thing. The first time somebody fell asleep in class, the teach took out a loaded supersoaker and nailed the guy. The second time somebody fell asleep, the teach took a very realistic-looking rattlesnake model and stuck it on the dude's desk, then resumed the lesson without waking the poor guy. What a way to wake up... From then on, nobody fell asleep in that class. XD Some of my teacher would hurl blackboard erasers or bang the desk we were sleeping on.... ._.
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Post by Nixie on Oct 19, 2007 14:44:27 GMT -5
PM me!!
XD The first one... was that for the SEVENTH book? XD
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Post by Tenjen on Oct 19, 2007 14:59:38 GMT -5
A long time ago in the 6th grade, this one fellow pissed off the arabic language teacher. She threw the wood duster at him but he quickly dodged it and it flew right into the hands of fellow behind him
This fellow was 7feet [failed the class 4 times though so he was much older] and played basketball like MAD.
As soon as it landed into his hand, he immediately stood up and threw the duster into the trash bin [which was on far opposite end of the entire classrom] just like when he throws does a 3 pointer [far range shot in basketball for the unknowing]. It all happened with fluid motion. Everyone just sat stunned till they realised what exactly happened and then started laughing.
the teacher left the school [previous events]
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Post by ongaru on Oct 19, 2007 15:08:44 GMT -5
PM me!! XD The first one... was that for the SEVENTH book? XD Yes.
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Post by Nixie on Oct 19, 2007 16:22:49 GMT -5
Heard these from my uncle, who apparently heard them on Slashdot.
A priest on his way onto Australia was held in their customs and asked if he had a criminal history. He said, "Wow, I didn't know that was still a requirement to get in!" Later he was asked if he brought any guns or firearms, and he said, "Is it that bad here? Should I go buy some?"
I doubt jokes like that would get you on Aussie's good side. XD
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Post by Tenjen on Oct 20, 2007 12:06:29 GMT -5
ya i remembered our 3rd grade grammar and english language teacher's explanation of similar [similar but not the same] meaning words that would often be easily confused for young'uns.
"alright. A class has a presentation on their role model. William steps up and presents his role model. His role model is someone who did a school shooting, injuring [rolls eyes*] many of his classmates and teachers. His teacher pulls out a gun and shoots William dead on the spot. Killing him twice"
"Now which word would suit this case? Oxymoron, Sarcasm, hyprocrite or irony?"
We didnt even know what oxymoron and hypocrite meant at the time. But as you figured, unexplained words were the least of this teachers troubles.
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Post by Kristal Rose on Oct 20, 2007 17:14:29 GMT -5
"Killing him twice" William was a cousin of Jesus perhaps?
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Post by Tenjen on Oct 21, 2007 0:17:56 GMT -5
I figured that meant the teacher shot him twice.
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Post by Tenjen on Oct 30, 2007 13:19:21 GMT -5
i missed my bus, but i took another one which stops at the same fuel station. while i was in the bus theres this fellow talking to this other fellow across the bus, asking him to tell his friend some jokes [the fellow was called a nasty muh fuh for the following many times]
whats great abouta fourteen year old girl?
ya what?
if you flip her around, she's just like a fourteen year old boy. [gack*]
Whats great about sex with 26 year olds?
hmm?
theres 20 of them. [triple frikkin gack*]
i dont get it..o...o my god you nasty SOB.
your one nasty muh fuh! [other people in the bus]
plus he had the voice and manner to make it sound hilarious. m
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Post by Nixie on Oct 30, 2007 17:53:19 GMT -5
Jeeez. XD He sounds awful!
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Post by Kristal Rose on Oct 30, 2007 19:39:05 GMT -5
Tonjen: What about 'my retarded'?
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Post by Tenjen on Oct 31, 2007 2:32:10 GMT -5
Your retarded
its an obvious joke to do with you're and your
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Post by Kristal Rose on Oct 31, 2007 4:07:09 GMT -5
Just making sure the joke wasn't on you.
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Post by Nixie on Dec 9, 2007 1:38:47 GMT -5
Mom says funny things without meaning to when she's tired.
"Have you eaten you teeth? Okay, time to brush your dinner!"
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Post by Kristal Rose on Dec 9, 2007 7:17:18 GMT -5
I was typing words backwards tonight. These things happen when you get old or tired.
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