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Post by Tenjen on Sept 16, 2007 13:30:09 GMT -5
Where are you getting these?!
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Post by Nixie on Sept 16, 2007 19:39:32 GMT -5
All over the place. I eavesdrop a lot. I don't mean it. ._.;
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Post by Tenjen on Sept 18, 2007 2:26:52 GMT -5
I doubt...so therefore i might be.
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Post by Kristal Rose on Sept 19, 2007 0:42:15 GMT -5
Um, maybe, maybe not.
Stuff rolling around my head now belongs on that tazing thread, silly only in the most unfortunate of ways.
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Post by Nixie on Sept 19, 2007 1:19:24 GMT -5
Roses are red Violets are blue All my base Are belong to you
=^_^=
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Post by Tenjen on Sept 19, 2007 12:00:10 GMT -5
Roses are red People are oblique you need therapy Six days a week.
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Post by Kristal Rose on Sept 20, 2007 4:06:43 GMT -5
Roses be yellow, Me brain be violet Come sonday morgan I'll be startin a riot.
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Post by Nixie on Sept 22, 2007 3:53:07 GMT -5
More of a funny thing I was told than a conversation.
According to my stepdad, he had a very interesting teacher for some sort of fireman's training thing. The first time somebody fell asleep in class, the teach took out a loaded supersoaker and nailed the guy. The second time somebody fell asleep, the teach took a very realistic-looking rattlesnake model and stuck it on the dude's desk, then resumed the lesson without waking the poor guy. What a way to wake up... From then on, nobody fell asleep in that class. XD
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Post by Tenjen on Sept 22, 2007 7:29:05 GMT -5
Better than wrenches though.
But thats just training. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge anything. Though getting hit by a wrench when your asleep....
At a rugby match there were these fellows wearing "proud to be welsh" shirts, then during a small break this guy nearby asks one of them "why?"
and the fellow couldnt come up with an answer. He was dumbstruck.
Hilarious if you were there.
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Post by Kristal Rose on Sept 22, 2007 9:00:49 GMT -5
That is hilarious.
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Post by Nixie on Oct 10, 2007 22:09:34 GMT -5
Excerpt from a Slayers fanfic called Modern Day.
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Post by Tenjen on Oct 11, 2007 1:40:20 GMT -5
Somehow thats something i'd just expect from a slayers fanfic.
Cant imagine how a erofanfic would go~_~
~these lines are edited from a fanfic called Modern Days. I do not lay any claim to the authors work and humbly apologise if insult is taken.
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Post by shima on Oct 12, 2007 22:19:19 GMT -5
ME: You know I haven't grope anyone in a while *sighs* SIS: oooh you have to grope and use more your nick! (boob groper) ME: Aww, sis, *hugs* your support for me makes me so happy
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Post by Tenjen on Oct 18, 2007 11:59:05 GMT -5
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Post by ongaru on Oct 19, 2007 14:37:36 GMT -5
I'd post something Alex said in a recent conversation, but he'd kill me. (Kiwi, remind me to PM you.) So instead, here's some bash.org quotes: <vee> I went to buy the 7th harry potter at midnight <vee> I was the first in line <vee> the first thing I did when I got it was i opened it to the last page <vee> Then I screamed out SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! <vee> Everyone freaked out <eric> That's mean! <vee> It took them a few minutes to figure out I said the ending of the 6th book <Poyzin> So, something amusing happened to me. <Kilts> ? <Poyzin> I clocked out of work today, and the ticket tells me I've worked 13 hours and 37 minutes. <Poyzin> Of course, presented as 13.37. <Poyzin> Know what that makes me? <Kilts> lol really leet? <Poyzin> ... <Poyzin> I worked 13 and a half f**king hours, and TIRED isn't your first guess? God dammit.
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